The 2017 Listing of What Won't Happen

Ahem. (clears throat)

What I will not allow to happen in 2017 (grab your pencils, chirren, and take notes)

*you will not waste my time with things you can do yourself.  If I feel that this is something you can handle on your own, I will tell you.

*since I only play well with a few people, understand: if I let you into my inner circle of confidants and friends, I expect reciprocity.  Gotta be a friend to have a friend.  Treat me like I'm an option: BYE!

*Hold back my words - if I have to stutter, whisper or write them down - I'm gonna say it.  I figure, if errybody can get away with saying whatever they wanna say to me - reciprocity is fair game.  Don't dish it if you can't take it.

*I will be vacating these premises a few times this year.  You will not guilt me into staying around.  I need to change my eyes every now and again so that my mind is not overpowered with negativity.

*The F'n'F at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, will warrant some looking out for, but trust me when I say: if they play nice, so will I.  Mess with the status quo, and me and some of my "off da chain" friends and acquaintances will light it up for you. We didn't ask for you, we didn't vote for you, and if you can't handle the job -> in your own words: "you're fired." nuff ced.

*My BS levels are set very low. So if you come around me with it: I will either walk away, hang up the phone, or simply point it out to you.  You wanna be negative, go take up space elsewhere... don't subject me to it.  I ain't your garbage can.

I think that about covers it.  Oh, one more thing:

*"No" is not a bad word.  I am still learning how to use it.  It will come into play this year.