Stay in YOUR Lane!... a Rant (may be in 2 parts)

I have a co-worker who shall remain nameless (a few other things as well...)

To say this person is NOSY, is putting it MILDLY.

They will get up, from their seat in another OFFICE, just to see who came into the door.

They will stop anyone who is headed for the warehouse, as if to body-check them.

They will ask questions for answers they really DON'T need to know.

They will DIP in conversations that they have NO IDEA what's going on.

And then, when it is pointed out that they have not done their job, they make it a point to throw someone else under the bus...

Anybody else gotta coworker like dis?  Or is it just me?

There are DAYS, people, DAYS when I want to just haul off and....nawl, can't do that.  Might catch some charges, and I need my job.

But, if I had something to say to this person, it'd be this:

"If your name was not called specifically, do not come up to my desk/general work area/near vicinity to see what's goings on!  I don't need you to try and figure out what guest is here!  I don't need to you look over the person that asked to speak with one of the managers.  And the NEXT TIME you run ahead and tell one of the managers about something that I'm doing up/somebody at the front desk, you may come back missing some teef!  Stay in your place and lane, please!"

UGH!!!!

This is for every woman who has ever had one of "those" coworkers that tried to run your desk and theirs!!!