The Morning After

I cannot even BEGIN to explain the joy in my soul this day.

The con artist was caught dead-handed.
The joker LITERALLY got trumped. (see that?)
The emperor was exposed for having on NO CLOTHES (and no brains) last night.

And over 100 million people were witnesses to that fact.

The pundits are talking, the analysts are debating, and so on....

The fact-checkers did their jobs. TREMENDOUSLY, I might add.

But the best comment that I heard was this one:

"A debate isn’t a reality show. It’s a job interview. What Trump’s and Clinton’s performance Monday tells us about their possible performance in office."
So, in that order:

Job Interview for the President of the United States - Applicant #1
Sniffling ALL during the interview: REJECTED
Talking over the interviewer: REJECTED
Not answering the question: REJECTED...
Appearance: REJECTED x 1000
Insulting the other applicants: REJECTED
Qualifications: REJECTED, with receipts (how many bankruptcies?)

Overall ruling: not today, Orange satan, not today, tomorrow or EVER.


Job Interview for the President of the United States - Applicant #2
Greeted the interviewer and the other applicants: CHECK
Stayed calm and composed, even during accusations: CHECK
Answered ALL the questions, even the ones that HURT:  CHECK x 1000 ("I made a mistake")
Appearance: other than them kitten heels, CHECK
Fact-checked the other applicant so hard, he stumbled for the rest of the debate: BODY. CHECK.
Qualifications:
Senator - CHECK ONE
Secretary of State - CHECK TWO
Wife of a FORMER PRESIDENT - CHECK THREE

Overall ruling: Y'all... I'm With Her.

IJS